I can’t say if I’m pro-choice or pro-life,
women’s rights and reproductive health
and don’t wanna risk all of you
getting sensitive on me–
but ladies, one word of advice:
if he’s a deadbeat or a douchebag,
and you don’t want to spend the rest of your life
dealing with him and a kid who’s gonna be heartbroken
and have daddy issues and mommy issues
and separation anxiety and abandonment issues
and tissues and hours of therapy you can’t afford–
No matter how cute he is or how drunk you are,
KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED.
Thank you. Class dismissed.
Have a safe weekend.
© Alicia Khoo
NaPoWriMo Day 13
*Numerous expletives have been censored for coherence sake