So I guess we’ve all heard the news of North Korea threatening to bomb America (and the crazy fluctuation of stocks and shares), China’s keeping it real cool, the single mother prostitute and drug issue in Afghanistan, people really regretting the Harlem Shake, and someone in Timbuktu ate Francois Hollande’s camel. I would like to come back in thirty years and revisit this piece, if a) I’m not dead by virtue of a nuclear meltdown; b) I’m not North Korean by then; or c) I’m eating international political gifts. Excuse me while I go to the store to buy more Spam.
© Alicia Khoo
NaPoWriMo Day 12